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!! OMG, when your fave got MILKED: A cursed gallery of celeb dairy moustaches !!

when being somebody meant letting a stranger paint a white moustache on your face and calling it “health” instead of “humiliation”? The 90s and 2000s were just celebrities lining up to pose with cow juice like it was a luxury skincare line. Your fave probably has gotten milked. The gallery is basically a Who’s Who of “sure, I’ll do dairy propaganda for a cheque”: pop girls, athletes, sitcom dads, that one serious actor who absolutely fired their publicist five years later.

Check out a gallery of all the milky times after the jump! Who was your fave?

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!! OMG, it’s called FASHUN, look it up: The ‘Morning Shed’ beauty routine !!

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Somewhere between slugging, sleepmaxxing, and the “soft-launch” return of full-glam femininity, TikTok has given us the “Morning Shed” beauty post: a nightly cocoon of chin straps, gel masks, mouth tape, under-eye patches, bonnets, and enough layering to make you look like you’re either headed to bed or entering a very chic cryogenic chamber. The hook, of course, is the REVEAL!

You go to sleep looking faintly unhinged and wake up ready to present as dewy and snatched!Check out some of the most horrifying Morning Shed ‘BEFORES’ after the jump!

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!! OMG, WATCH: Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked about being linked to incel following !!

Seems that the skinty-tina is starting to fray on his Cerebellum, and anxiety and paranoia are afoot!

This is the second interview in the past month that “looksmaxxxing” incel-leader Clavicular has walked out of. What is this? The WWF? Check out 60 Minutes Australia calling him on his BS above!

!! OMG, this guy sent ChatGPT an audio file of fart sounds and asked what it thinks of “my music,” and this is what it said !!

So the story is, that a guy named @jonas_ceika apparently sent ChatGPT an audio file made up of fart sounds and asked for on “my music,” which is already a strong opening move no matter how you slice it.

In an era where people keep trying to prove AI can do everything, it is nice to see someone use it for something this deeply stupid instead. Check out what AI had to say about his tune after the jump! Thoughts?

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!! OMG, Grindr is testing a AI tier with prices up to $499 a month !!

How bad do you need dick? More than groceries? More than rent!?

Grindr is quietly testing a new subscription tier called Edge, and the price tags being floated are getting attention fast.

According to Business Insider, the company has been running an early pilot of Edge in Australia and New Zealand, and is now rolling tests into select US cities. As part of the experiment, Grindr is reportedly showing different s different prices. Test rates begin around $80 per week and can climb into the hundreds.

Screenshots shared online suggest monthly prices as high as $349.99 and $499.99. At that level, a full year would land between $4,199.88 and $5,999.88, putting Edge in a category that looks more like a luxury subscription than a dating app upgrade…

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