!! OMG, not another time-waster: This SW-made harm-reduction toolkit helps you screen the clowns !!

Ahh – the days when you thought SW would be “hot outfits and cute regulars” and not “late-night spam numbers, time wasters, weird vibes, and dudes who ‘forgot’ their screening info”? YUH. If you’re new to the hustle or just tired of winging it and want to reduce your headaches, Studioresolve’s Safety & Screening Toolkit for Independent Service Providers helps you clock the red flags before they even hit send. The harm reduction buddy you wished you always had.

Created by SWs for SWers, this printable harm-reduction toolkit gives you screening frameworks, red flag checklists, and trip-texting templates. It also covers digital privacy tips and a post-session debrief to build your own safety record over time. Think of it as that experienced friend who’s seen it all, but in PDF form. Fully on your side when “same-day, no details, babe I’ll pay extra” energy slides into your DMs.

Know someone who could use find this useful? Head over to Studioresolve’s Etsy and start raising the cost of bad behaviour one booking at a time!

And, while you’re at it, show up this weekend: The SW Autonomous Committee (SWAC) is striking Saturday, May 23rd during F1 weekend in Montreal. The day kicks off at Place de la Paix, and around 5:30 p.m. participants split up to distribute flyers outside strip clubs across the city, demanding better working conditions, an end to exploitative bar fees, and pushing toward decriminalization. Labour rights are SW rights. Pull up if you can!
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!! OMG, new music: Charli drops SS26 music video for her ‘rock’ era !!

The post-Brat era is fully fashion-pilled. Charli just dropped the video for “SS26” directed by Torso, the clip features her stomping down a runway in a series of looks, flanked by spotlights and a shadowy audience, before walking straight off the end into the abyss. The energy is basically “nothing’s saving us, so we might as well look incredible doing it.” Check out the clip above! Are you into Charli’s latest ‘rock’ era, OMG, or do you want ‘brat’ back? Is this like when Kylie and Gaga tried to make country?

!! OMG, when your fave got MILKED: A cursed gallery of celeb dairy moustaches !!

when being somebody meant letting a stranger paint a white moustache on your face and calling it “health” instead of “humiliation”? The 90s and 2000s were just celebrities lining up to pose with cow juice like it was a luxury skincare line. Your fave probably has gotten milked. The gallery is basically a Who’s Who of “sure, I’ll do dairy propaganda for a cheque”: pop girls, athletes, sitcom dads, that one serious actor who absolutely fired their publicist five years later.

Check out a gallery of all the milky times after the jump! Who was your fave?

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!! OMG, zig-a-zig-BLAH: Geri Halliwell sings ‘Wannabe’ to a bunch of uninterested 12-year olds !!

Spice Girls classic hit ‘Wannabe’ doesn’t slap as hard when it’s sung like a youth pastor on a Sunday afternoon. Geri‘s acoustic number is really missing all the energy, attitude and spunk that made it fun to begin with. No wonder these kids look bored to death.

Check out GH’s matronly-ass cover above on ‘Got What It Takes’ above!

!! OMG, Azealia Banks says ‘defund the f*****s’ in femme-shaming response to OnlyFans star’s tweet !!

Azealia Banks has once again found herself dragging others online (surprise) this time, it’s aimed at femme gays and OnlyFans creators online, proving that no matter how many times she alienates the queer community, a chunk of gay men will still line up to call her “mother” five minutes later.

After the rapper posted a string of comments mocking femininity and sex work, backlash spread quickly across social media. But honestly, the bigger question might be: why are gay audiences still riding this hard for someone who seems to openly resent them every other month?

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